Stories and adventures

I will be adding a few stories about my adventures here .... they're all real ... more or less .....

October 2009

I took my friend out to a local beauty spot last week so we could get more photos. We were slightly behind time and decided to really just get on with taking photos and not be too bothered what else was going on or if we could find a fantastic spot.

Where we found was fine and it was a bit like a little beach of its own, secluded away from walkers and passers by. Or that is what we thought. My friend started snapping with the camera whilst I started to put myself into all different poses. We carried on for some time and were only aware of the swans that were getting too close for my liking.

The next thing that I remember was when an old couple walked past and their dog ran towards a man who had obviously been watching and wanking whilst I was parading about and stripping off. I quickly managed to pull my leggings up and act as innocent as ever, whilst the man got caught and frowned upon by the dog owners. We were not really sure who was the most embarrassed but think it may have been the man with his cock in his hand and a dog licking his face.

How about that then?

November 2009

Apart from escorting, I also have another job to keep me busy. It`s a bit of a hobby and it is very theraputic, as well as helping me with a bit of money. I help out at a local farm feeding the chickens and tending to a few goats. I used to live next door to the farm and that`s how I got the job. It can get very busy on the farm and I carry out the chores for the smaller animals so that they do not get forgotton. I keep fit by walking the dogs and I sometimes have to chase them before they escape into the next field or run onto the road. I like to give them the ability to run free but I think one of them is going blind so I have to be careful. This was confirmed last night when they stayed over and I switched off the lights. Snoopy didn't like the dark so I let him lie on the bed for a few moments before he slid off and started walking around the bedroom and into all of the furniture. He started howling and wouldn't stop until I put the oven light on for him.

If you phone me in the morning or on a Monday or Tuesday and cannot get hold of me, it's because I'm busy. A fair few people ask if I only work three days a week ie Wed-Fri? Whilst I do this professionally, I do keep a busy schedule with other things that life has to offers such as skiing, cycling and my other job on the farm. Whilst I'd like to say YES to every one of you, it is just sometimes not going to happen. However, I will endevour to do my best at all times. Dib, dib, dib, dob, dob, dob.